Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Ten Commandments When Keeping it Simple

Everybody has their own set of rules when it comes to not falling in love or not getting attached. Because the world of mammals is made up based on reproduction and fornication, when does the body and mind know what is true love and what is lust? Studies have shown that one night stand can not be keep as simple as it may sound and that many relationships(and I mean great relationships) start off as flings. Yea, so there are some out there stating right now "I never want to have a relationship" or "how can I have a simple fling but not get attached?" Well its easy to set up some rules for the body to follow but can you keep up with these rules. Below is a list of Ten Commandments every single person (who wants to stay single) should follow!

Ten Commandments (if you want to stay SINGLE)

1) One of the most important rules! NEVER in any circumstances sleepover after a good night of sex.
2)If your going to sleepover, get the hell out of there before day breaks. Yesss, even if you are offered another round of sex and breakfast in bed. Your setting your self up to stay longer my friend!
3) Second most important rule! You want to keep it simple? Don't ask questions about each other and their likes or life/experiences.
4)Better make sure you grab ALL your stuff before you hit that door...
5)Lifes a bitch, so stop trying to add all your fllings on fb and keeping up with their updates. If you already do, your hooked..
6) A limit to sexual encounters is a must. After the third encounter it becomes casual sex.
7)NEVER txt or call first!
8)Keep it in the bed. No dinners, lunch, movies etc. (hint:wouldn't that be considered a date)
9)Just because its simple sex, don't be selfish.
10)Most imporant rule. Both need to be on the same page. Let the other know "I am not looking for a relationship." One may be hurt at the end but its best they were not blind sided from the beginning.