Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Ten Commandments When Keeping it Simple

Everybody has their own set of rules when it comes to not falling in love or not getting attached. Because the world of mammals is made up based on reproduction and fornication, when does the body and mind know what is true love and what is lust? Studies have shown that one night stand can not be keep as simple as it may sound and that many relationships(and I mean great relationships) start off as flings. Yea, so there are some out there stating right now "I never want to have a relationship" or "how can I have a simple fling but not get attached?" Well its easy to set up some rules for the body to follow but can you keep up with these rules. Below is a list of Ten Commandments every single person (who wants to stay single) should follow!

Ten Commandments (if you want to stay SINGLE)

1) One of the most important rules! NEVER in any circumstances sleepover after a good night of sex.
2)If your going to sleepover, get the hell out of there before day breaks. Yesss, even if you are offered another round of sex and breakfast in bed. Your setting your self up to stay longer my friend!
3) Second most important rule! You want to keep it simple? Don't ask questions about each other and their likes or life/experiences.
4)Better make sure you grab ALL your stuff before you hit that door...
5)Lifes a bitch, so stop trying to add all your fllings on fb and keeping up with their updates. If you already do, your hooked..
6) A limit to sexual encounters is a must. After the third encounter it becomes casual sex.
7)NEVER txt or call first!
8)Keep it in the bed. No dinners, lunch, movies etc. (hint:wouldn't that be considered a date)
9)Just because its simple sex, don't be selfish.
10)Most imporant rule. Both need to be on the same page. Let the other know "I am not looking for a relationship." One may be hurt at the end but its best they were not blind sided from the beginning.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Do I need a CHANGE?

Sitting here thinking what should be the best topic to talk about but then again, eveything is a topic you can start off with. Since everyone started off with a new years resolution, I yet come to have a blank page of what needs change or what I want. The future yet holds another year for us all and we have plenty of time to come to a change whether it is a new place, new car, or even a haircut. So what is it that I really want? But, I should be asking myself what change do I REALLy need? Now, I'm stupped because what I have experience and what you all have experienced in the past makes you who YOU ARE today.. There is no change I need but a lot of wants. Running through FACEBOOK, many complain about their social life; TRUST ME, I do it too! But seeing one status, "many people have alot of wishes, but a cancer patient only has one. That is to get better," pretty much put the pause of wanting more then I should need. Thats where I got with my news years resolution. So for my NEW YEARS RESOLUTION=take things as they come.Learn from them, grow from them, embrace them.-JEN<3