Ten Commandments When Keeping it Simple

Everybody has their own set of rules when it comes to not falling in love or not getting attached. Because the world of mammals is made up based on reproduction and fornication, when does the body and mind know what is true love and what is lust? Studies have shown that one night stand can not be keep as simple as it may sound and that many relationships(and I mean great relationships) start off as flings. Yea, so there are some out there stating right now "I never want to have a relationship" or "how can I have a simple fling but not get attached?" Well its easy to set up some rules for the body to follow but can you keep up with these rules. Below is a list of Ten Commandments every single person (who wants to stay single) should follow!

Ten Commandments (if you want to stay SINGLE)

1) One of the most important rules! NEVER in any circumstances sleepover after a good night of sex.
2)If your going to sleepover, get the hell out of there before day breaks. Yesss, even if you are offered another round of sex and breakfast in bed. Your setting your self up to stay longer my friend!
3) Second most important rule! You want to keep it simple? Don't ask questions about each other and their likes or life/experiences.
4)Better make sure you grab ALL your stuff before you hit that door...
5)Lifes a bitch, so stop trying to add all your fllings on fb and keeping up with their updates. If you already do, your hooked..
6) A limit to sexual encounters is a must. After the third encounter it becomes casual sex.
7)NEVER txt or call first!
8)Keep it in the bed. No dinners, lunch, movies etc. (hint:wouldn't that be considered a date)
9)Just because its simple sex, don't be selfish.
10)Most imporant rule. Both need to be on the same page. Let the other know "I am not looking for a relationship." One may be hurt at the end but its best they were not blind sided from the beginning.

Do I need a CHANGE?

Sitting here thinking what should be the best topic to talk about but then again, eveything is a topic you can start off with. Since everyone started off with a new years resolution, I yet come to have a blank page of what needs change or what I want. The future yet holds another year for us all and we have plenty of time to come to a change whether it is a new place, new car, or even a haircut. So what is it that I really want? But, I should be asking myself what change do I REALLy need? Now, I'm stupped because what I have experience and what you all have experienced in the past makes you who YOU ARE today.. There is no change I need but a lot of wants. Running through FACEBOOK, many complain about their social life; TRUST ME, I do it too! But seeing one status, "many people have alot of wishes, but a cancer patient only has one. That is to get better," pretty much put the pause of wanting more then I should need. Thats where I got with my news years resolution. So for my NEW YEARS RESOLUTION=take things as they come.Learn from them, grow from them, embrace them.-JEN<3

Lying in Beauty

..."An un-dying need for its a case of all my wants. Its a beauty that overloads the heart of joy and fills the air with life. Its the ocean for it speaks to me in low monotone sounds and yet it feels my lungs with satisfaction that tomorrow brings a new day"...

Talking in the PARK

WHAT IS THIS MAN THINKIN??? (at least say for a buck, for goodness sake)..lol looks like he doesnt have any takers...Coming from a womens perspective, wouldn't you think that we women would be freaked out just a BIT?!! The image, "young lady walking through a very nice neighborhood. Takes a turn into the park and sees big sign taped to the table..ha! not only taped but black electrical tape. " ***Will talk to ANYONE about ANYTHING. ***This is alittle hint-hint that your a tad bit to wackoooo in the head to just talk to anyone. I mean COME ON DUDEEE! I'm sure you could have walked up to anyone and started rambling off and they would still think the same; except someone will actually talk to you.

I don't think this would go to well if it was a lady sitting at that table instead of him. Men would be all over her like white on rice..ANd yes! I said WHITE ON RICE..(just get over it)..Mens hormones would have screamed "ask her a dumb question or a question that would embarass the *heck* out of her"..BUT of course if I was the one sitting there (which I wouldn't know why I would, maybe charity) I would flat out be completely blunt but of course the best part would be there reaction to my answer :]

Next thing I know, I'm shooing off some perv asking me about my vaja-ja!..But of course beware cause not all girls hold back on throwing things. Well in that case, I wouldn't be throwing my $400 dollar purse or my heels..So best beware on a lipstick coming your way..haha

I think the best part about this pic is that the guy is honest and completely lonely. Gotta give him some credit there because not many people can put themselves out there like that. I'm sure grandma would be willing enough to sit there and talk about what a life she has lived and the horror of her illness. Atleast he is talking and of course doing some good for the world by being ONE LESS MAN that actually would sit and listen to a women..SO I give this guy some kuddos for that and for being his OWN BEST FRIEND...

The perfect GUY

...Hmm so what triggers the mind of such women to pick the most ridiculous ones out-there for them? Yes they may have the sex appeal going for them...with strong arms, amazing smile, and a great body but can he be lacking in the mind? OH YES HE CAN! Then again people do not really know what they want in the end. We can name a list of every positive personality we would like but we forget to see the negatives. Or some can only see the negatives. Some tips we should all remember is ask yourself 4 or 5 things that make you like or what makes you happy with this person. OHH and a tip from jeNN
1) Make sure he brushes his teeth..EHHH!
2) Please don't get caught up in the 'oh I'm just living with my mom for now till I can find a place' cause Ladies..deep down you know he is just a complete lazy ass and would rather have his mom do everything which you could be doing next..THANK GOodness you checked that out first..RIGHT?!
AND 3) He needs a steady job..who in the world would like to pay for everything..its nice to share..lol don't you agree..

Men say they can never understand a women. PSHHH we can't understand you either. Guys not men.. he who takes you out to a resturante on a special occasion (lets say anniversary). Its not considered a romantic date if, DUH we eat out all the time cause your to lazy to cook. Or how about a day for spending time, your stuffing your face & playing the ps3 all day and YET you still hasn't asked if I would like to play. First you like us with makeup on, then when its something serious its "oh babe thats not really needed. No makeup is better. BUT he is still gazing at some chick who has more cake on her face then a clown, with fake ta-ta's and yet she walks around like a duck to make a appearence of which guys like to call a "BOOTY."

Some like to say, we tend to look for the wrong ones. Then when we find one, we may think they are the total opposite. Opposites do attract and in the end we start to find more similarities then we think. I'd like to think our partners are at times the same as yourselfs. So if you don't like some things about yourself, well I'll be damn(though we barely think anything is wrong with us..lol) then fix it. So everyone its time to let the romance door hit ya on the ass, because if you haven't found it yet then its time for the search to stop and live life to the fullest. Never know what waits for you around the corner...

^Valentine's Day^

Another day has come and gone..while love ones share their first or another year together. And yet..others who are single fume about ones they lost or did not get a special kiss from him or her.Time has passed and yet its just another day. Someone has recently stated, "why valentines day?" I was about to tell the dude, SERIOUSLY?!!!..lol thats why we have google. But point taken, Valentine's Day shouldn't be the only day we should show others we care for them but we have a whole year to show our love. (Beyonce)-so all you single ladies!..&guys...never give up on love for it standing right in front of you..It may not show in moments you want them to but everyone was born with a match in this WORLD. For the ones who have that special someone, cherish it for all its worth. And I hope you all have had atleast a decent day like the most of us.